Marc Thorpe Guiding Service



  • Nothing personal but I am about to ruin your lunch

  • Bite you lice infested sow

  • Its only an addiction if your trying to quit

  • Little fishy in the brook,wont you come and bite my hook,so I baited him with crust of bread then I crushed his little head

  • Take that cast back to WallMart

  • If ya can catch a fish with your lure out of the water,I'll call you God

  • Your fishing for ghost till Big Evil shows up

  • So you think your important,you will only be important when you have your name on a pen

  • So you caught a great big fish,you should never change who you are before,during or after your great big fish,its not a life altering moment

  • Do good and good will follow,do bad and bad will soon follow ( from the book of Karma )

  • I trolled high,I trolled low,I trolled fast,I trolled slow,you know what I caught,I caught Nothing,not a rip, not a sniff .... Nothing,all my baits are junk
    why do I even do this to myself
    How humiliating

  • Better to be feared then live in fear

  • If your gonna do good,you better do good in the interest of all not just ones self

  • Its blowing like a bus load of fairies

  • Frowning takes 11 muscles and Smiling takes 9 muscles,I am too lazy to frown

  • I want to fish the big rivers before I take the dirt nap

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